im really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time


tumblr is recommending me blogs with pictures of penis-shaped food

thanks tumblr


"This isn’t your typical love story…" opens the trailer for a movie about a white, heterosexual, cisgender, able-bodied, middle class, and likely loosely Christian couple who find each other through serendipity and a very small amount of actual work.

I would just love to work in films for the rest of my life. I don’t care about famous or about being anything like that. All I care about is living my life, being able to do what I love, working project to project, city to city, in films I believe in.”

*takes 19 selfies*

*deletes 22 selfies*


my bank account is really depressing now that i’ve payed for uni


this dummy tried to discreetly walk across the pacific ocean to be with this other dummy and i’m still crying about it three years later what did i do to deserve this


wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours


Get to Know Me Meme: [10/10] Relationships » Callie & Arizona
↳ “I love you. Everything about you.”


date ideas

  • garlic bread
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Dianna Agron | Sam Smith’s I’m Not the Only One (BTS)




the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.


neither do a lot of women