kafkai:

dilated:

I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise.

And then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me


ryenross:

L I S T E N } { Failed that test? Can’t fit your jeans? Cleaned the drain and your hand collided with the drenched corpse of a rat this morning? If you can’t fix your life, you can at least give it a cheerful soundtrack. So crank up the volume and forget the small worries you’re clinging to, because you’re the raddest and you deserve today with a cherry on top }


ryvkos:

so there I was, minding my own gay business, when suddenly a heterosexual looked at me! the nerve! how dare a mere mortal gaze upon my celestial being with their feeble eyes. how very distasteful


thecloneclub:

The Clones  Sarah Manning

  What the hell, Fee, did I have a twin sister? 


m3mphis-may-fire:

Do you ever wonder how someone can even like you? 



stop i t sTOP IT I’M GONNA KILL YOU IN A VERY PAINFUL WAY

i’m dead already


vardaesque:

seahchel:

vardaesque:

whorville:

You finger yourself??? Disgusting. Those fingers should be turning pages of the holy bible

gotta get em wet before you turn the pages tho

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

this is going to be the text post that sends me straight to hell isnt it


Tainá Müller


JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOUR VOICE MY OVARIES

wow that’s a strong reaction

i like it






@msleamichele One of my favorite people in the world @EsteeStanley #OnMyWayMusicVideo 
@msleamichele One of my favorite people in the world @EsteeStanley #OnMyWayMusicVideo 

i’m not even drunk it’s incredible